martinwaiss.at » Blog Recommendation http://martinwaiss.at Martin Waiss on Web-Innovations and Trends, Social Media, Semantic and Mobile Web from Vienna Austria Fri, 05 Feb 2010 12:30:02 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Blog recommendation: Clients from Hell http://martinwaiss.at/web-trends/blog-recommendatio-clients-from-hell/ http://martinwaiss.at/web-trends/blog-recommendatio-clients-from-hell/#comments Tue, 12 Jan 2010 08:51:04 +0000 Martin Waiss http://martinwaiss.at/?p=104 This weeks Blog Recommendation goes to Clients from Hell - A gorgeous & inspired collection of anonymously contributed client horror stories from designers. Enjoy!]]> This weeks Blog Recommendation goes to Clients from Hell – A gorgeous & inspired collection of anonymously contributed client horror stories from designers. Enjoy!

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Don’t mess with geography!

Can you scale down the US map showing our locations so it doesn’t look like Seattle is so far away from our other offices?

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You don’t have to walk, to be my dog, you don’t have…

I want it that whenever someone visits our website it automatically installs an icon with a picture of a dog on their desktop. The dog should walk around the screen.

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‘ToS?!’ Can you spell it please?

We have figured out why only a few shop visitors buy: they have to agree to the terms and conditions during checkout. Please remove that.

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About a christmas goos & an easter rabbit.

The logo with the goose and buoy should be the main focus of the ad. Make sure to have some fried chicken legs somewhere. Add a few lady bugs, maybe two or more? The company’s main color is yellow. Also, please make this christmas themed.

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Watching way too much CSI…

Hang on, if you erase the top of the building in Photoshop, the sky will be behind it, won’t it?

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Don’t bother ’bout that, go on with downloading google!

Can you make sure nobody links to our site on MySpace, Facebook, or anything like that? We don’t want to be unprofessional.

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Have you seen ‘Your bill reloaded?’

Well, thats very nice so far but…well…have you seen `matrix reloaded´?

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Go, visit and bookmark this page or submit your own story – Clients from Hell

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