This weeks Blog Recommendation goes to Clients from Hell – A gorgeous & inspired collection of anonymously contributed client horror stories from designers. Enjoy!

Can you scale down the US map showing our locations so it doesn’t look like Seattle is so far away from our other offices?

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I want it that whenever someone visits our website it automatically installs an icon with a picture of a dog on their desktop. The dog should walk around the screen.

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We have figured out why only a few shop visitors buy: they have to agree to the terms and conditions during checkout. Please remove that.

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The logo with the goose and buoy should be the main focus of the ad. Make sure to have some fried chicken legs somewhere. Add a few lady bugs, maybe two or more? The company’s main color is yellow. Also, please make this christmas themed.

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Hang on, if you erase the top of the building in Photoshop, the sky will be behind it, won’t it?

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Can you make sure nobody links to our site on MySpace, Facebook, or anything like that? We don’t want to be unprofessional.

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Well, thats very nice so far but…well…have you seen `matrix reloaded´?

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